Ed Schweppe (edschweppe) wrote,
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What type of pirate am I?

Blame wcg, if you must blame someone:

Christopher Condent
You are 38 %Treasurer, have 55% Seafairability, crave 43% Bloodlusting, and lust 64% in Wenchwanting!

Captain Condent, you tricky beast! You only sail for the sake of
sailing. And for the women. Most of your plunder you generously gave to
your crew, and you rarely engaged in killing, preferring to let your
mates or your ships guns have all the fun. However your lack of skill
in these two departments may have been your salvation... You were
pardoned by the King of France and married off to a beautiful French
Governors daughter; the stuff pirate dreams are made of!



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 0% on Treasurer
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You scored higher than 99% on Seafairability
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You scored higher than 60% on Bloodlusting
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You scored higher than 80% on Wenchwanting
Link: The What Kind of PIRATE Are You Test written by JosephineGreen on Ok Cupid


Well, that's what I get for having been in the Submarine Force. We're historically really good at blowing ships up, but not quite as good at getting useful things like money and wenches out of them beforehand.
Still, that French Governor's daughter sounds awfully attractive ...
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