Ed Schweppe (edschweppe) wrote,
Ed Schweppe
edschweppe

Disrespectful of Otters?

With the appropriate apologies to rivka:

Fifth-Grade Science Paper Doesn't Stand Up To Peer Review


DECATUR, IL—A three-member panel of 10-year-old Michael Nogroski's fellow classmates at Nathaniel Macon Elementary School unanimously agreed Tuesday that his 327-word essay "Otters" did not meet the requirements for peer approval.


The paper was criticized for failing to evince adequate literature review, failing to adhere to the pass-around style guidelines, and for being presented in "a chicken voice you could barely even hear because his teeth are so yellow."

"It's like, God, how hard is it?" Swain said. "You say what you are going to say, then you say it, then you say what you said. Mrs. Murchinson only explained it, like, a thousand times!"


http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4116&n=3
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