Jon Carroll of the San Francisco Chronicle reports that he has received a communique from an organization calling itself ... Unitarian Jihad:

Startling new underground group spreads lack of panic! Citizens declare themselves "relatively unafraid" of threats of undeclared rationality. People can still go to France, terrorist leader says.

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Gatling Gun of Warm Humanitarianism.
Get yours.

(Courtesy of Sister Garrote of Courteous Debate, known to LiveJournal as riba_rambles and to the blogosphere as as Lis Riba. And, for the record, Brother Gatling Gun of Patience and I are not the same individual.)