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Prairie Home Companion jokes

A man fell into an upholstery machine. Now he's fully recovered.

A neutron walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender "Hey, how much for a beer?"
The bartender says, "For you? No charge."

Q: Was Adam the first man?
A: That's what Eve told him.

A blonde walks up to the counter and says: "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries, and a Diet Coke." The man behind the counter says "Blondie! Look around, this is a LIBRARY!" "Oh, how silly of me." says the blonde. She then begins whispering "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries, and a Diet Coke."

Two nuns are riding their bicycles to church and are forced to take a detour through an old, little used street. "I've never come this way before," says the first nun. The other replies, "It's probably the cobblestones."

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