November 6th, 2004

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Book meme

from odanu and rivka:

Grab the nearest book.
Open the book to page 23.
Find the fifth sentence.
Post the text of the sentence in your journal...
...along with these instructions.

"So he went and took them and brought them to his mother; and his mother prepared savory food, such as his father loved."

(Genesis 17:14) Somehow, the "nearest book" ended up being the Bible I got back in fourth grade Sunday school. Huh.
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Prairie Home Companion jokes

A man fell into an upholstery machine. Now he's fully recovered.

A neutron walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender "Hey, how much for a beer?"
The bartender says, "For you? No charge."

Q: Was Adam the first man?
A: That's what Eve told him.

A blonde walks up to the counter and says: "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries, and a Diet Coke." The man behind the counter says "Blondie! Look around, this is a LIBRARY!" "Oh, how silly of me." says the blonde. She then begins whispering "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries, and a Diet Coke."

Two nuns are riding their bicycles to church and are forced to take a detour through an old, little used street. "I've never come this way before," says the first nun. The other replies, "It's probably the cobblestones."

(More available at http://www.publicradio.org/applications/formbuilder/projects/joke_machine/joke_page.php )